translate into Shakespeare, words lines language of Shakespeare Shakespearian
modern language idioms slang venacular cliche to Shakespeare
Sayeth Something in the
Words of the Bard
Pen thy language herewith:
or typeth a synonym below ere to seek a motly phrase:
   
This be a bonny new web site
that ist happily arrived for thy merriment.
It shall e`en more yet be to avail in due haste --
Pray you return anon week next.